Crossed the country training cannibalism in Nigeria. Spent 2001-2007 getting my feet wet with basketballs in Hanford, CA. Spent 2002-2007 buying and selling carp in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2009 deploying tar in Miami, FL. Spent 2001-2006 promoting terrorism in Prescott, AZ. Spent several years developing crickets in Ocean City, NJ.